It's Christmas once again! Every year on December 25, the Christmas spirit is celebrated all over the world. Everyone is engulfed with merriment! Christmas, also known Xmas, is about love, peace, compassion, and a spirit of goodwill. From time unknown, only gifts were exchanged among friends and family. This year let us make a difference by adding a sense of humor and touch lives in a special way. Take a look at some funny Christmas quotes and sayings that can be added as a part of the greetings, to celebrate and spread happiness.
Funny Quotes and Sayings about Christmas
The feast of Christmas is all about sharing and caring.This festive season let us share the gift of laughter, along with the Christmas presents, with others. Here are some funny quotes and sayings to enliven the spirit of Christmas.
"Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us . . . a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird . . . a social being . . . capable of actual affection . . . nuzzling its young with almost human - like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family. . . ." - Berke Breathed, Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist
"I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys." - Charles Dickens, Novelist
"Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!" - Charles Dickens, in A Christmas Carol
Hope you enjoyed this collection of funny Christmas quotes. Use these funny Christmas quotes for cards, to send to a friend or relative you're missing this Christmas. What better way than adding a streak of joy and laughter in your loved one's life! Wish you all a Merry Christmas!