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Funny Christmas Sayings

When making your own Christmas card, having a few funny Christmas sayings to write in them can be a great idea. Read ahead for such Christmas quotes and sayings.
Aparna Jadhav Dec 14, 2018
Christmas is all about sharing the love and joy of the season with your family and friends. This is that time of the year, where everyone (both young and old) is quite excited about celebrating this festive season and exchanging gifts.
You can be the first one in doing this, by making a card (or a gift) along with a simple note which has a wonderful saying or a meaningful sentence. Adding a touch of humor to it won't be a bad idea. Here are a few funny Christmas sayings. Take a look at them and pick your favorite one for Christmas cards or gifts!

Funny Christmas Quotes

There is no one in this world who doesn't love receiving cards and gifts for any occasion, because it gives the feeling of being special and loved. We too like to share the love and affection with our dear ones, and bring cheer in their lives.
Even though actions do speak louder than words, words have the power to make us feel the emotions that they convey. So, this Christmas, exchange the gift of laughter with your loved ones. If you are looking for some lighthearted and funny sayings which include both humor as well as emotion, we have some great options for you here.

Short Christmas Sayings

Here's a list of some really funny sayings about Christmas which you could use on notes for gifts, or as card sayings if you want the mood to be light and jovial! Keep reading...
"Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women, has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present." ~ Unknown

"Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!" ~ Hamilton Wright Mabie
"Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven." ~ W. C. Fields

"Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home." ~ Carol Nelson
"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." ~ Phyllis Diller

"Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity" ~ Don Cupitt
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money." ~ Anonymous

"Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind." ~ Mary Ellen Chase

"From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it." ~ Katharine Whitehorn
"He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree." ~ Sunshine Magazine

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." ~ Bernard Manning

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up, they have no holidays." ~ Henry Youngman
"I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month." ~ Harlan Miller

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." ~ Johnny Carson

"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall." ~ Larry Wilde
"Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it weren't for Christmas, We'd all be Jewish." ~ Benny Hill

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year." ~ Victor Borge

"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband." ~ Joan Rivers
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." ~ Jay Leno

"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." ~ Johnny Carson
"There has been only one Christmas, the rest are anniversaries." ~ W. J. Cameron

"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic." ~ Anonymous

"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit." ~ Anonymous
With these great funny Christmas sayings, we are sure you enjoyed reading them and have picked up a few for your Christmas notes and cards! Well, go ahead and use them, so you can add a little fun and laughter to this year's Christmas! Have a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year!