List of Funny Easter Jokes and Riddles

List of Funny Easter Jokes and Riddles

Valentine's Day is over, while St. Patrick's Day is still far away. But Easter is coming sooner than you think, meaning it is around that time to start collecting those funny Easter puns, one-liners, and jokes on Easter bunnies and eggs. Following is a list of Easter jokes and riddles to get you started.
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Last Updated: Jan 20, 2018
70% of Easter candies purchased is chocolate. Over $1.9 billion are spent on Easter candies, making it the 2nd biggest candy holiday after Halloween. Around 76% of Americans believe that the chocolate bunny's ears should be eaten first.
Lent is almost over, and it's that time of the year when you can gorge on some delicious foodstuff like chocolate. It is also the time to meet and greet your family, friends, community members, and neighbors, while joining in together in hilarious conversations. Whether you are playing a host or guest to a mixed group of people, it's always handy to have a few puns and one-liners in your pocket. This will not just help you break the ice, but also be the center of attention and help make the time spent memorable.
We have made a list of some hilarious icebreakers that are eggs-tra funny puns, riddles, one-liners, and jokes about the Easter bunny and eggs, to get your funny bone tickling with egg-citement. This will get everyone cracking and set the egg rolling for more jokes.
List of Funny Easter Bunny Riddles
Easter Bunny and Chicken Joke
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
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What do you call a dumb bunny?
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How do Easter bunnies stay healthy?
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What would you call an Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
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How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
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How does Easter end?
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Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
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What is the Easter Bunny's favorite state capital?
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Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
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Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?
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Why was the Easter bunny really upset?
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Why did the Easter bunny have to fire the duck?
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Why did the old man put the Easter bunny on his head?
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What kind of music does the Easter bunny like?
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What is the Easter bunny's favorite dance?
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What are the Easter bunny's favorite stories?
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Why is the bunny the luckiest animal?
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What is red, pink, and green with yellow all over?
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You know what you call a sleeping egg?
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How can you tell where the Easter bunny has been?
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What do you call an Easter bunny from outer space?
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A man wanted an Easter pet for his son. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
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What part did the egg play in the movies?
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What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
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If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down?
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What days do eggs hate the most?
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How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
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What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
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Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
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Why Shouldn't You Tell an Easter Egg a Good Joke?
Why Did the Easter Egg Hide?
Funny Easter Egg and Easter Bunny Jokes
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walked in and saw all the colored eggs, and then stormed outside and killed the peacock.
If an egg rolls downhill, does that make it an eggroll?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter Who?
Easter Bunny!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!